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#NoClass: Real Housewives Star Countess LuAnn Arrested for Assaulting Cop in Drunken Rage

By JaVonni Brustow / Published on Monday, 25 Dec 2017 00:00 AM / No Comments

Who remembers a few years ago when Countess LuAnn appeared on Real Housewives of New York and released a song titled Money Can’t Buy You Class? Well it seems she couldn’t get any herself when she got arrested when she threatened to kill a police officer Christmas Eve in Palm Beach. The charges included battery of an officer, disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest with violence and crimes against a person. She offered an excuse on Twitter saying “This was my first time in Palm Beach since my wedding and being here brought up buried emotions.”


Now we don’t like to throw around the term white privilege often but we’ve all experienced breakups and we were able to go about in the city that it occurred in without threatening to kill anyone… and if we did it was our ex and we threatened them… not random police officers. Then she was smiling in her mugshot. Had that have been any other normal person they would likely have a black eye and swollen lip for their behavior. If being within a certain city’s limits is a trigger of violent behavior for you, you likely need therapy. As for her song, Money Can’t Buy You Class, we all saw her in a relationship on national television cheating on camera over the phone speaking in another language hoping no one was able to translate… the spoiled, cantankerous, no class (or talent) having twat.

About JaVonni Brustow

Urban Conservative, Principal at VM3 Media, Co-Editor-in-Chief of and, Javonni Brustow is a Communications and Media Consultant in Washington, DC with a decade of experience as a seasoned concert producer, marketing expert and brand management expert with multiple news publications. He can be heard LIVE Sundays at 3pm on Popglitz Radio and is a regular on the 'Did She Say That' Breitbart Radio Show with Sonnie Johnson. Inquiries:
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