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Michael Blackson Says Dolce & Gabbana Doesn’t Have a Dressing Room Big Enough for His Motombo

By JaVonni Brustow / Published on Wednesday, 23 May 2018 09:49 AM / No Comments
Photo credit: Michael Blackson’s Instagram

It’s a little too early in the morning for this, I know, but I couldn’t resist. Comedian Michael Blacksonwas out on Rodeo Drive doing some shopping yesterday and was seen going through clothes racks in his underwear… and sneakers. Just why, you ask? Well he said, and I quote “Till they find a dressing room big enough to fit me and my deek n balls I’m changing in the fucking store.” Listen Linda, if you are not following Michael Blackson on Instagram, he’s pretty hilarious. He mostly shares self-deprecating humor of people mocking his appearance mixed in with the occasional obnoxious Matombo joke which generally refers to being well-endowed… SPEAKING of which, video footage of him with an unknown woman began circulating in 2017 showing that all those years of jokes about his size weren’t lies at all. Ahem. And the funny part of it all is the meme he appeared in of the woman from Oakland who called the police on the barbecuers. Gotta be more careful. You never know where she and her ilk might be lurking. lol

Earlier in the month, Michael Blackson, ever a man to express his mind decided to go after comedian Amy Schumer. What was that for? Well she recently decided to crash someone’s set at Caroline’s on Broadway. The guy she interrupted, Brendan Sagalow said he was okay with it but in all seriousness, it did wreak of entitlement and A-list privilege. Blackson told her she needed to stop crashing shows and lose weight. Was that mean? Yes, but so was her crashing other people’s shows. Considering how her recent film I Feel Pretty bombed, she might want to reconsider her behavior.

About JaVonni Brustow

Urban Conservative, Principal at VM3 Media, Co-Editor-in-Chief of and, Javonni Brustow is a Communications and Media Consultant in Washington, DC with a decade of experience as a seasoned concert producer, marketing expert and brand management expert with multiple news publications. He can be heard LIVE Sundays at 3pm on Popglitz Radio and is a regular on the 'Did She Say That' Breitbart Radio Show with Sonnie Johnson. Inquiries:
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