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Former NFL Player Johnny Patrick’s Career May have been Short but His D*ck Isn’t

By JaVonni Brustow / Published on Monday, 17 Jul 2017 05:52 AM / No Comments

Johnny Patrick didn’t spend very much time in the NFL. At 28 he’s already had a career that’s come and gone that lasted less than 4 years where he played for a different team each year. He’s currently playing for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in Canada probably chopping down the snow bunnies up there… and by snow bunny, I am referring to both women and women (Catch that dirt).

His career may not have been very memorable, but one thing that HAS been quite unforgettable is the leaked d*ck pic he sent to one of his pieces. If he chooses to quit playing football one of these days, he’s ALWAYS got a second career option in adult entertainment with plenty of fans sitting back and waiting for more… or he can find himself some older Canadian sugar mama if he chooses to stay up there.

Speaking of sugar mamas, one of his Johnny’s best features is his smile. He smiles quite a bit in his pictures and more than most straight people we know. Hmmm. And with that being said, we’d imagine he might not turn down an offer for a sugar daddy if presented to him.. We’re jut saying.


JaVonni Brustow
Principal and Founder at VM3 Media
Urban Conservative, Principal at VM3 Media, Co-Editor-in-Chief of and, Javonni Brustow is a Communications and Media Consultant in Washington, DC with a decade of experience as a seasoned concert producer, marketing expert and brand management expert with multiple news publications. He can be heard LIVE Sundays at 3pm on Popglitz Radio and is a regular on the 'Did She Say That' Breitbart Radio Show with Sonnie Johnson. Inquiries: [email protected]